Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it.
2007-07-22 16:01:37 · 9 answers · asked by gub gub 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
add me if u want to hear more, i say different ones everyday
2007-07-22 16:06:23 · update #1
HAAAAAAA THATS GREAT I ACTALLY GET THIS ONE
2007-07-22 16:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like the lady in the barroom with her pet duck. the guy on the seat next to her notices the duck. he says hey whered you get the pig? The lady clears her throat a little before she answeres him. Hey look mister you better have another drink. 1st of all this aint no pig. its a duck. The guy sips his drink he looks at the duck then the lady. Then he says to her... Hey lady was I talking to you? ha ha aha ha isn't that so funny? :-)
2007-07-22 23:15:36 · answer #2 · answered by musner3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Star for you!
2007-07-22 23:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! Wow, heres a star!!! LMAO!!!
2007-07-22 23:09:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-07-22 23:04:03 · answer #5 · answered by random bailey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts dirty Lmao
2007-07-22 23:05:56 · answer #6 · answered by neeg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im so starring this
2007-07-22 23:13:56 · answer #7 · answered by gabe h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........................barf..hurl
that was disgusting...but hilarious!
that poor guy!
2007-07-26 11:25:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO
2007-07-22 23:36:19 · answer #9 · answered by stupidotherguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋