2007-07-22 15:34:05 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Wow look at the anal retentive nerds who posting serious replys.
How does anyone can get so far removed from a sense of humor , beats me.
Lighten up or you'll have a stroke ffs
2007-07-23 04:51:49 · update #1
Sorry, but some things just aren't funny. And if you were grown up and sensitive to other people you would know that.
But some people are illiterate and will always be illiterate.
2007-07-23 09:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find that using an exo skeletal arm (similar to that of Riley's from Aliens) helps maintain the bevvy and you can use a straw, and still have both hands on the wheel.
Also they have this "beer belly" which you strap on like a bullet proof vest. What you do is fill it with the required beverage, put it on and get into the car. Again a straw and two hands on the wheel.
Finally, using a drip format. Get your container of bevvy that is heremetically sealed, and place on the coat hooks, that are in the back of the car but only insurance salesmen use.
From there get a line and a needle and find a vein (ask a nurse NOT a doctor to do this, bung em £50 and promise them 6 hours uninterrupted sleep) put it altogether and off you go.
Guess what two hands on the wheel.
2007-07-25 03:54:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best way to avoid spilling your beer when driving 160 kph through town is to not drink in the car and wait till you get home.
it is a lot tidier
P.S you aren't supposed 2 drink and drive.
everyone knows dat
2007-07-22 22:00:45 · answer #3 · answered by Nef 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best way to avoid spilling your beer when driving 160 kph through town is to leave the lid on it until you get home. Don't drink and drive!
2007-07-22 15:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by Carol R 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you sonny are dumber than a cows backside
my next door neighbour was killed last year
by a numpty drink driver
doing 120 mph
nice girl-30 years old
her husband was in hospital for four months
multiple injuries
she had 2 boys
luckily the only suffered minor injuries
Ive watched the three survivors try to piece together their shattered lives
and you think your questions funny?
2007-07-23 03:21:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best way is balancing it on your head. Works extra well in convertibles. Other way is puting in in the cup holder and drink it through a straw. My favorite is putting in the back seat, and whenever you want to have a drink, turn your torso around and reach for it:)))))
2007-07-23 11:08:33 · answer #6 · answered by randall flagg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be like Homer and get a beer hat
2007-07-22 20:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put it in a water bottle, this way you can suck the beer out of it like it was a bottle
2007-07-23 02:41:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either insert it with an IV, or consider an alcoholic enema. The latter will get you drunk much faster, and you wont have beer breath.
2007-07-22 15:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by i_have_cheese_dreams 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tape the beer to your face, then keep driving. If you hit something, throw the beer bottle at it, and keep driving.
2007-07-22 15:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by punchbuggy453 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋