2007-07-22 15:18:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your gf's muffin is expired? no i wouldnt marry that
2007-07-22 15:24:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The tautological and heuristic interpretations of 'expired Bran Muffin' have been a major topic in the most recent academic papers by R. Aisin, PhD. From his notes, it would appear that the epistomology of 'expired' indicates that you have a really REALLY short shelf-life. Never marry a lady with dried brown crumbs on her jowls, er, mouth. Get out while you can. Sauve qui peut, pilgrim.... [signed] Been There
2007-07-22 22:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by constantreader 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont know... when you think about it, the bran muffin might represent your love (or old love ) for eachother and maybe the expirery date is her clear way of saying i do not want to get back with you. i do not know, but it is a possibility. i would talk to her
2007-07-22 22:25:39 · answer #3 · answered by victoria r 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, pal, but that's a woman's way of letting you know that you're on the day old shelf, marked down to half price. Better resign yourself to the inevitable, instead of acting like a crumb and hanging around where you're not wanted.
2007-07-22 22:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Expired? No... she must be insincere! She's just using you for your bran....
2007-07-22 22:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's not EXTREME, man. You should stay away from her. She is not EXTREME enough for you.
2007-07-22 22:30:41 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny Xtreme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't trust her if I was you...
I am very sure there is a message there.
2007-07-22 22:22:28 · answer #7 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wait..... did she GIVE you one? or WAS she one?
either way the yokes on you man
sorry :(
:D
2007-07-22 23:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
stop with the muffins. please. good luck with that.
2007-07-22 22:22:31 · answer #9 · answered by be$kie$-the $leepy angel aka jack! 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋