Could bran muffins beat up Chuck Norris?

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Could bran muffins beat up Chuck Norris?

2007-07-22 14:35:06 · 4 answers · asked by gruz 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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No, they are crumby fighters!

2007-07-22 14:40:24 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Badwrench 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋

No, because as everyone knows, Chuck Norris doesn't use the bathroom. Ever.

He's just going to turn 75 and blow up in a little brown cloud. Bran muffins will only prolong the process.

2007-07-22 22:14:58 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

No way! Nothing beats Chuck Norris except for two Chuck Norris's

2007-07-22 21:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by MsAdventure 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

No, not a chance.

2007-07-22 21:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by cityslicker42 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋