A crepe, a crossoint, and a Bran Muffin walk into a bar...?

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2007-07-22 14:23:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

They got into a fight, but of course the 2 French pastries immediately surrendered!

2007-07-22 14:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Badwrench 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋

A bran muffin would never party with a crepe... they have better taste than that....

2007-07-22 21:26:30 · answer #2 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋

...closed the bar at 2:00 AM ,and stumbled out,best of friends.

2007-07-22 21:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋

and the bartender asks them - "do ya got any dough, last week you were short"

2007-07-22 21:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by MsAdventure 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋