A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looked up from the page and said to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves org*sm?"
She looked at him wistfully smiled, and rplied, "Oh yeah? Prove it."
He frowned for a moment, then said, "Okay." He got up and walked out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About a half hour later, he returned all tired and sweaty and proclaimed, "Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't but the way that pig is always squealing, how can I tell?"
2007-07-22 13:23:36 · 11 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha, Your wicked tonight, loved it.
Sorry i didn't get on earlier, i've just finished work. looks like i've missed a fun night.
2007-07-22 15:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can hardly write this for laughing so much, thank you for helping me forget about work tomorrow. Well worth a star.
2007-07-22 13:28:15 · answer #2 · answered by Jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang girl that is a funny joke. Seriously that is funny here's a star
2007-07-22 13:32:54 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Earth Angel ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am feeling quezy laughter here. Very sick but very funny. 10/10.
2007-07-22 13:27:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know that pig
what does a woman say after 3 multiple orgasms?
"thanx tricky"
2007-07-23 05:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Beastiality is against the law. hope the pig is ok.
2007-07-22 13:33:05 · answer #6 · answered by brightspark 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Sick man hey.!!!
Good one thou so 10/10 Piscesburd.!!!
2007-07-22 20:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-22 22:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh, this is one funny joke..
2007-07-22 13:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha?
2007-07-22 13:29:33 · answer #10 · answered by Mooey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋