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2007-07-22 13:08:21 · 5 answers · asked by milow069 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Insulting his mom
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town."
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders off and stands at the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off.
Ten minutes later he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..."
Finally the guy interrupts: "Go home, Dad - you're drunk!"
2007-07-23 06:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've put this one out here before, but one more time.........A little boy is at the zoo with his father looking at the elephants. He asks his father, "Daddy, what's the thing hanging down there?" The father says, "That's the elephant's trunk." The little boy says, "No, Daddy, in the back....what's the thing hanging down there?" The father answers, "That's the elephant's tail." The little boy says, "Come on Dad! You know what I mean! What's the thing hanging down there?!!!" The father answers, "OK, son. That's the elephant's P*nis." The little boy asks, "How come when I was here with Mommy last week, she said it was nothing?" The father answers, " Son, your mother's spoiled!"
2007-07-22 21:35:12 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super man was horney and he wanted some pu**y . so he see 's bat man and says to him . hey its the weekend lets so get laid.batman say's no got other thing's to do. so super man flies off . he meets the lone ranger and say's hey it's the week end lets go get laid. lone ranger says to him no, we have to fight crime . maybe some other time. so super man goes flying down the beach . he see's wonder woman laying face up with out any clothes on. superman thinks I can go down and get that at the speed of light she will never know . so he goes down whammy knock off a piece . wonder woman jumps up and says what was that . the invisible man jumping around holding his *** and say's I dont know but it hurt like hell so do I get a star or best answer
2007-07-22 21:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by vinel10 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A white horse fell in the mud!!!!!!!
I know............. LAME!
2007-07-22 20:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by julesrules 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ewwwwwwwwwww
2007-07-22 20:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋