When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea."
Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big sh*t that he really was."
2007-07-22 13:08:04 · 12 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I must give you one for that.A star I mean.That was really funny.Thanks for the laugh.
If diarrhoea runs down only one leg,is it monorrhoea?
2007-07-22 13:25:22 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, what a way to go, the a**e may have fell out of the friends world, but the whole world must have fell out of the husbands a**e.
2007-07-22 15:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-07-22 13:21:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was a good joke too :3
2007-07-22 13:19:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he died of a Tuesday
2007-07-22 13:25:48 · answer #5 · answered by brightspark 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's a pretty good joke!
2007-07-22 13:15:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not a very good joke
2007-07-22 13:11:59 · answer #7 · answered by missy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny
2007-07-22 22:42:35 · answer #8 · answered by - Alex. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-22 22:44:30 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah! made me laugh. ta for that.
2007-07-22 13:58:25 · answer #10 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋