Your Honour, I am 75 years old. So there I am, sittin on my porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up and sits beside me. He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, Your Honour. So I don't stop him, and he begins to rub my old breasts, Your Honour.
Why, Your Honour, I haven't felt that good in years! So I just spread my old legs and say to him, 'Take me, young man, take me!' That's when he yelled, 'April Fool', and that's when I shot him!!"
2007-07-22 13:03:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIASFHISMS As usual very very funny. You do realise that I'm going to have trouble removing that image from my mind don't you
2007-07-22 15:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Serves him right for taking advantage of an old lady.
2007-07-22 20:17:37 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-22 20:10:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She should be let off due to extreme provocation poor dear :-)
2007-07-22 20:36:47 · answer #4 · answered by Jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHEHE wonderful JOKE! Loved it. here's a star! LOL
2007-07-22 20:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny one Fidgety.!!!
10/10.!!!
No - April fool ha ha.!!!
2007-07-23 03:05:24 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah..lol dont mess with an old horny woman
2007-07-23 12:42:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe loved it
2007-07-22 20:09:06 · answer #8 · answered by _zoey1617_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sickly hilarious!
2007-07-23 00:22:40 · answer #9 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, thats another nice one from you..
2007-07-22 20:30:28 · answer #10 · answered by ? ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋