My mom Mary just told me I'm part of a secret organization and me and my brother are the ancestors of Jesus. Should I believe her?
2007-07-22 12:39:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no
2007-07-22 12:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you just on a visit from Nibiru or are you a hidden Nephilim? To be the ancestor of the one known to the daughters of Eve and the sons of Adam as Jesus you and your brother are atleast 2,060 terran years old. Of course, this is less than the standard Sar of Nibiru so one understands the immaturity of the hominid type someday sentient writing this jest. Tell Marduk that the reincarnate Hatsheput will be ready to rumble in about three years, if he still walks the stars.
2007-07-22 12:49:59 · answer #2 · answered by Princessa Macha Venial 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only Christ Bloodline is from joining the faimily of Christ by faith and Baptism.
2007-07-22 13:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by James O 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You and your brother are the ANCESTORS of Jesus?
So you must be, what..... over 2000 years old then?
I dunno if you should believe that. That's kinda a hard stretch. Do you LOOK over 2000 years old?
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2007-07-22 12:43:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You must be friggin old to be the Ancestors of Jesus.
2007-07-22 12:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by Joel 2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!
Jesus was not married and did not have any children. The Da Vinci Code is a ficitonal novel. This means it is not true and simply fantasy, not a religious text.
Your mom must be quite high.
2007-07-22 12:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are a christian, you are part of a spiritual bloodline- I would doubt highly a physical one. We are all united in brother(and sister)hood under God.
2007-07-22 12:44:04 · answer #7 · answered by saracatheryn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes James.
2007-07-22 12:44:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You and your brother are the ANCESTORS of Jesus? That would be something.
2007-07-22 12:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by Pascha 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mother appears to be suffering from a mental disorder, perhaps of the schizophrenic vairety.
I would take her to the doctor.
2007-07-22 12:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you would've said u wer a 'descendant' then i could've believed you but so long as you're going, might you also be the 'ancestor' of adam & eve??
2007-07-22 12:44:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋