This guy breaks into a house and starts stashing things in a pillow case. All of a sudden he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you" The voice wasn't human like, and he just thinks it's his imagination. A couple of minutes he hears it again, "Jesus is watching you" - this time he turns on a small lamp and there in front of him is a parrot. Again the parrot says, "Jesus is watching you". The robber walks up to the bird and asks, "What's your name, little guy?" The bird answers, "My name is Moses." The robber asks, "Who on earth would name his pet parrot Moses?" The parrot says, "The same people who named their pet Pit Bull watchdog 'Jesus', that's who"
2007-07-22 12:11:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*--... Omg! .. that is so funny! .. lol ...--*
2007-07-22 12:15:24 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ MacCayla ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Robbers does not destroy into my abode. Robbers are people who've weapons and say "stick 'em up." Burglars, on the different hand, does not be disillusioned, yet they had would desire to have awareness of the antiques marketplace to renowned what to take.
2016-12-14 16:11:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-22 14:10:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep 'em coming. 'tis a good thing to laugh.
2007-07-22 12:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by Dick Knows 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-07-22 12:15:34 · answer #5 · answered by ★s a m y★ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha nice one mate, cheers.
2007-07-22 12:48:18 · answer #6 · answered by quob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, pretty good
2007-07-22 14:10:17 · answer #7 · answered by Twilight <33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-22 13:05:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋