2007-07-22 11:56:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yep but it has to say that all the time and it can't be looking at other parrots....especially not the same sex.
2007-07-22 12:01:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
You and any animal pets you buy are already here in "kindergarten heaven" Make the best of it, and you will ascend as a living soul up into the next higher Mansion Worlds for your further training and eventual perfection.
The animals and birds here do not have a soul; so they do not immediately ascend to the next higher level. Possibly in a later age (of at least one trillion more years) some or all of them might be given a soul and a personality with sacred free-will to Be or to be not.
The Law of our universe is: What a True Son of God desires and the Father-Infinite I AM on Paradise wills -- IS
Peace and progress,
Brother Dave, a Jesusonian
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2007-07-22 19:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This guy breaks into a house and starts stashing things in a pillow case. All of a sudden he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you" The voice wasn't human like, and he just thinks it's his imagination. A couple of minutes he hears it again, "Jesus is watching you" - this time he turns on a small lamp and there in front of him is a parrot. Again the parrot says, "Jesus is watching you". The robber walks up to the bird and asks, "What's your name, little guy?" The bird answers, "My name is Moses." The robber asks, "Who on earth would name his pet parrot Moses?" The parrot says, "The same people who named their pet Pit Bull watchdog 'Jesus', that's who"
2007-07-22 19:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why not? that's exactly how people teach their children and they expect them to go to heaven just for parroting the right lines.
2007-07-22 19:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That gave me a good laugh! Are you making a subtle inference here? ;) I fail to see why 'parrotting' off things like "Jesus saves" and the like would earn anyone brownie points...
But they seem to think it does!!!
PS. What if the parrot was GAY and you taught it to say 'Jesus saves' etc? Would it go to hell for blaspheme?
2007-07-22 19:04:19 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It will go to The Rianbow Bridge for awhile and play with the other parrots who are already there.
http://www.petloss.com/poems/maingrp/rainbowb.htm
2007-07-22 19:00:51 · answer #6 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It's a matter of heart. And animals don't have souls, so I don't think they go to Heaven. This is an example of why we have free will. If we didn't, we would be parrots. Whoopee.
2007-07-22 19:01:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
yes...but not because he said "Jesus saves"...the parrot say that but it doesnt know what it means...for the parrot are only words
2007-07-22 19:09:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you get a pet parrot you will be indicted for slavery.
2007-07-22 19:02:27 · answer #9 · answered by wefmeister 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a fantasy of mine was to train a parrot to swear and blaspheme
and then send it in a church on Sunday
2007-07-22 19:02:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋