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There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we all have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The doctor's office erupted in laughter.

2007-07-22 11:22:41 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

hahaha that was the hardest laugh ive had all day

2007-07-22 11:28:26 · answer #1 · answered by Devan the G 4 · 2 0

I like--too funny. I wished I worked in a doctor office so that i could put it up on the wall Monday

2007-07-29 03:20:24 · answer #2 · answered by nyc2caligal 3 · 0 0

ahahahahahahaha....that was great....

i don't know if everyone gets a visual when they read stuff...but i pictures the old man.....and i pictured the dad off everybody loves raymond...ahaha


it sounds like some crap he would do!

thank for the laugh!

2007-07-26 11:10:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-22 21:00:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Smooth!

2007-07-22 18:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0 1

LOL that was great I gave it a star.

2007-07-22 20:20:42 · answer #6 · answered by Muffy Sundance 2 · 0 0

Dang that would be great to experience!

2007-07-22 18:29:06 · answer #7 · answered by llllarry1 5 · 0 0

ha ha thats funny

2007-07-22 18:28:11 · answer #8 · answered by My favs 4 · 0 0

thats soo funny, but... whats the question?

2007-07-22 18:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

DEFINITELY A STAR!!!!!

2007-07-26 23:45:19 · answer #10 · answered by Tim O 2 · 0 0

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