theres an amish family, father, mother, daughter and son and they go to the city for the very first time and they enter a huge department store. the four of them split up, mother with daughter and father with son. the father and the son pass by an elevator and watch curiously as an old, ugly lady gets in, they watch as the numbers above the lift flash up and come down again, they hear the "ping" sound and out walks a beautiful blonde woman, they look on in amazement and eventually the father says to son: "Boy, go and get your mother!!"
2007-07-22 09:53:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here, have a star!
2007-07-22 09:56:19 · answer #1 · answered by politicsguy 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny how "Christian" jokes would not be viewed so lightly - considering they too believe in a relic of a book full of bullshit stories, older and more "backward" than the Amish themselves. Okay, the Amish don't use the internet, so they wont get the opportunity to choose to be offended like Christians, ignorance really is bliss - oh the irony. Pot, kettle, black.
2016-04-01 07:31:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Good we know a few Amish and they will get a kick out this lol
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Just told an Amish friend and he died laughing
2007-07-22 11:23:46 · answer #3 · answered by Gene 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Innocent enough. Don't think you'll offend any Amish with this one. Besides I doubt any would be using a computer. I liked It.
2007-07-22 10:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by Spade, Sam Spade 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One star for you and one for the magic elevator. Pl. tell me where it is located.
2007-07-26 06:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by SAMMYBOY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before but it's still funny. Have a star..
2007-07-22 11:00:38 · answer #6 · answered by theladygeorge 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-22 14:34:57 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG! BANG! BANG!, clipclopclipclopclipclopclipclop-------------
A: An Amish drive by.
2007-07-22 11:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by ToolManJobber 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Another star for you!
2007-07-22 11:43:45 · answer #9 · answered by Darla 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OOOOOOOOH hey now! one I haven't heard.
I don't get it. Why would he want his wife?
Maybe he didn't know how to operate the elevator.
Was it an Otis elevator?
I know how to ride them. Excuse me while I go to feed my work horses.
2007-07-22 10:00:13 · answer #10 · answered by ya-who 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
lmfao nice one so funny
2007-07-22 10:26:10 · answer #11 · answered by stupid 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋