One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2007-07-22 07:45:04 · 11 answers · asked by hunnybuns 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny… Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hey! My tummy is paining laughing at this one…the punch line blew me off my feet and I am still rolling around freakin' laughing my head off! A Well deserved star for you Sweetie!!!
2007-07-22 08:32:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is flippin' hilarious! I can't stop laughing! For once I am actually laughing out loud!! Have a star you definately deserve it for that one1 =]
2007-07-22 08:23:35 · answer #2 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that ones still funny the 100 thousandth time.
2007-07-22 07:53:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
priceless
here's a star for you
and
2 points for me KA CHING
2007-07-22 07:50:44 · answer #4 · answered by johnny z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kinda funny!
2007-07-22 07:53:37 · answer #5 · answered by dvnlady 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahahahahahahaha
that was great.....
2007-07-26 03:42:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was you, wasn't it??
2007-07-22 07:49:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
bahahahaha.
funny.
:]]
2007-07-22 07:47:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFLMAO!!!!! i am still laughing!! and im lauging out loud!!! that is freakin hilarous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! definatly star worthy!!!!!!
2007-07-22 08:06:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-22 07:49:22 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ŘâêŁẏṋṋ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋