I your GOD am a very jealous god. I am the only GOD that exists, therefore don't worship any other gods.
For example Zeus, I hate that guy, don't worship him.
And don't think you can find a loophole by worshiping any of the goddesses. Not Hera, not Isis not even Tiamat. I am the only GOD that exists. The only one you've heard of.
So remember, me - #1, all of the rest - they don't exist and if they did, well, they'd probably be deadbeats like Thor, who still owes me 20 bucks. That's right you THOR! I know you are reading this and I want my money!
Have a nice day.
2007-07-22 07:33:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You'll be lucky if Thor doesn't bash you in the head with Mjolnir.
Go back to your damn desert.
2007-07-26 01:20:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh...yeah. Everyone by now knows that I am the true god, and if you know what's good for you, you will slap the mark of ⢠on your avatard and get back in the MINIONS⢠line.
2007-07-22 15:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You better watch out, he could take you with his noodly appendages!
2007-07-22 14:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If you can't shred then I guess you are out of luck and I take my adoration elsewhere.
2007-07-22 14:40:19 · answer #4 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I especially love the "have a nice day" part...
2007-07-22 15:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha the god in south park is cool
2007-07-22 14:37:27 · answer #6 · answered by Bouken SocratiCat 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
*gasp* Say it ain't so Joe!
2007-07-22 14:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
;-)!
2007-07-22 14:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by StormyC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋