An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked over, the old man was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and made love to a parrot and I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-07-22 07:19:45 · 11 answers · asked by Cat burgler 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice put down, i like the response line twist!
2007-07-22 07:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before! Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha A colourful star for you!!!
2007-07-22 14:43:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Good one. Brought a smile to my ugly face. I like it.
2007-07-23 07:35:30 · answer #3 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol never heard that one star for you
2007-07-22 14:48:42 · answer #4 · answered by nicole 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats terrible LOL
2007-07-22 14:42:02 · answer #5 · answered by Andy C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yep its funny but not that much
2007-07-22 14:25:01 · answer #6 · answered by vamy189 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny ha ha
2007-07-22 14:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by pat e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe that's funny, in a stupid way
2007-07-22 14:40:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee.
honest i've heard worse!
:)
2007-07-22 14:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!
2007-07-22 16:47:29 · answer #10 · answered by HELLO my name is : BECKY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋