a. Your potted plants stay alive.
b. Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd.
c. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
d. 6:00AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
e. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
f. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
g. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
h. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
i. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as ‘dressed up’.
j. You’re the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don’t know how to turn down the stereo.
k. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
l. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
m. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
n. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
o. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
p. You no longer take naps from noon to 6PM.
q. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
r. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
s. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
t. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”
u. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
v. Grocery lists are longer than Macaroni & Cheese, Diet Coke and Ding Dongs.
w. “I just can't drink the way I used to” replaces, “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
x. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
y. You don’t drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
z. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn’t apply to you.
2007-07-22 07:15:47 · 10 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bugga , i'm an oldie, thanks 4 pointing it out 26 times, rofl
2007-07-30 01:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by StiNky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know what, i don't fit ANY of this list, especially the last one. Cos i was looking for 1 sign that does apply to me but there's none. Crap.
..maybe except for
r.MTV News is no longer your primary source for information
cos yahoo! answers is my primary source :P
2007-07-22 07:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be printing out this list to stick on the fridge...just to keep an eye on it & make sure i don't let old age creep up on me!! Cheers
2007-07-30 04:38:19 · answer #3 · answered by grifnuts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I Feel Like A Mother. ( Wait I Am)
2007-07-29 17:00:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, well one of those apply to me with either side of the problem. I'm still in school, so...yah.
2007-07-30 06:18:59 · answer #5 · answered by Monkeybananas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool very thought out!
2007-07-22 07:23:51 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ŘâêŁẏṋṋ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats real good
2007-07-22 07:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff
2007-07-22 07:20:40 · answer #8 · answered by Promise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha so true
2007-07-29 09:58:17 · answer #9 · answered by misty m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont do any of that ....
2007-07-30 04:43:47 · answer #10 · answered by TRINI GIRL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋