mika's broken down
have you got any jump leads?
WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA!
2007-07-22 05:47:34 · 13 answers · asked by jenners 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, that was a gooden
2007-07-22 05:50:24 · answer #1 · answered by peroxide.pixie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Reed between the lines.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Quacker.
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad knock-knock joke and I'm leaving!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door! Someone could break in...
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open up!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe you lend me some money?
2007-07-22 08:03:36 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best knock-knock jokes are the bad puns, and this one's so bad, it's good! Here's one for you (it sounds better than it reads:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrup---
Mooo!
2007-07-22 05:54:53 · answer #3 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it x
2007-07-22 05:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by leanne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nightmare - how will you deliver my diet coke and a pizza?
2007-07-22 05:50:45 · answer #5 · answered by Trillyp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, some jump leads to strangle you with. fool.
2007-07-22 05:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
absaloutly terrible lol but my kids loved it . have a star
2007-07-22 05:50:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2007-07-22 05:50:57 · answer #8 · answered by capa-de-monty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one after this was nice. but this is ok.
2007-07-22 06:58:22 · answer #9 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a classic....I like....
2007-07-22 08:28:52 · answer #10 · answered by spacedoutangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋