How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Question

Hint: Today's "Get Fuzzy" has a humorous answer without getting nasty.

Answer 1

That information is secret.

Answer 2

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb;
23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry;
16 to cut funding for alternative lighting research and
development;
34 to cut the tax rate on lightbulbs;
53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;
and 41 to talk with defense contractors about using night-vision gear instead.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 24 to block the Clinton investigation, and 1 to fire a
designated nominee;
46 to increase regulation the lightbulb industry, and investigate import balance;
32 to increase funding for alternative lighting research and
development;
68 to increase the tax rate on lightbulbs;
106 to cancel the block grant to the states and create a federal Department of Light Bulb Investigations; and 82 to cancel the contract with defense contractors about everlasting light bulbs.

Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. How many can you afford?

Answer 3

none thy get some under paid democrat to do it

Answer 4

None-They will get a Demorcrat to do it

Answer 5

They let someone else do their dirty work!