2007-07-22 02:28:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lol Gandalf's gonna get so high.
2007-07-22 02:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually the only similar passage is in the Book of Exodus where it says "Thou shalt not suffer a Witch to live".
Biblical scholars however will attest that before the King James version, the scripture would've read "Thou shalt not suffer a POISONER to live".
Why is this important? Instead of torturing to death hundreds of thousands of innocent men, women and children under a bogus charge of witchcraft, the inquisition might've gone after the industries and individuals who poison our soil, water and air with pollutants, pesticides and industrial chemicals. Drug dealers, tobacco companies and liquor companies would all be belly-up, under charges of being "Poisoners".
That's how much difference one mistranslated word can make. What about the rest of them?
2007-07-22 09:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by Khalin Ironcrow 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
getting stoned in the bible had nothing to do with drug taking - it had a more practical application
lol yep you HAVE found a christian with a sense of humour
how tell me who was the shortest man in the bible?
a) Nehemiah? (knee high mire)
b) zaccheaus?
c) bildad the shuhite? (shoe height)
2007-07-22 09:35:15 · answer #3 · answered by Aslan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wizards?!
anyway, i think stoning refers to throwing stones at someone... and giving marijuana does not count.
lol. XD
2007-07-22 09:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by ~p~ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
count.... that is the literal meaning... you get the wizard stoned.. and he shows you some of Jesus's magic
2007-07-22 09:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by ShinerKazzmo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I never read that in the Bible but that sounds good to me.
2007-07-22 09:38:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
before i converted, i had a water bong with a picture of a wizard on it. i never thought about it that way though... that's deep, man.
2007-07-22 09:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by That Guy Drew 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont waste it on the wizards..give it to me!
2007-07-22 09:32:15 · answer #8 · answered by Quasi 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Does that include those annoying Harry Potter fans?
2007-07-22 09:31:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know, but if you have wizards at your parties could you please invite me? I need some help with my laptop's software...
;)
2007-07-22 09:32:32 · answer #10 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋