An elderly couple had a parlor in which they kept a couple of food bins.
One of those bins contained apples, and the other bin contained nuts.
They were having quite a bit of trouble wth mice, so one evening before going to bed they set a couple of mouse traps, one by the bin of apples and one by the bin of nuts.
During the night they heard a trap snap. The old gentleman got up to see which mouse trap had caught a mouse.
On returning to bed his wife asked, "Well did we catch him by the apples?"
The old gentleman replied, "Nope, try again."
2007-07-22 02:12:55 · 10 answers · asked by lou 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one Louise.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
The Nuts ha ha.!!!
2007-07-22 21:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah! It was a female mouse who came looking for some 'nuts! LOL!!!
2007-07-22 09:38:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Melons and Grapefruit
2007-07-22 09:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We caught him by the nuts!!!!! ha! ha! very good.
2007-07-22 09:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny
2007-07-22 09:17:41 · answer #5 · answered by babyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is : "Nuts!"
WOW ... so funny....
Aaron.
2007-07-22 09:16:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-07-22 09:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by ? ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-22 09:18:52 · answer #8 · answered by Tori 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO,funny very funny!
2007-07-22 09:16:51 · answer #9 · answered by TEC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-07-22 09:16:41 · answer #10 · answered by Papa Dom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋