A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act." "Well, show me," the officer requested.
So he got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.
Another car passed by.
The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."
2007-07-22 01:35:40 · 17 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaaaaa thanks!!! can go to work with a smile on my face!!
2007-07-22 02:28:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, like it, you may have just solved a major problem world wide.
2007-07-22 08:41:09 · answer #2 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just made my day
2007-07-22 09:01:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, that's great! Good one.
2007-07-22 09:14:23 · answer #4 · answered by DeltaKilo3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! Funny!!!
2007-07-22 08:38:28 · answer #5 · answered by puanani 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! it was totally unexpected, very good! You, just made my morning!...lolololol!!!
2007-07-22 09:21:24 · answer #6 · answered by ME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so dont drink and drive
2007-07-22 09:10:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! juggling beats walking the straight line and touching your nose. i think i could do this......................
2007-07-22 08:49:59 · answer #8 · answered by auntdscronies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super made my day
2007-07-22 08:40:33 · answer #9 · answered by wotaclot 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, another funny one..
2007-07-22 08:49:25 · answer #10 · answered by ? ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋