We are in a time of animal liberation and animal rights. I feel that cats should have the vote; that is, if I have one cat, I should get 1.5 votes to vote his interests; if I have two cats, I should get 2 votes, etc. I have 3 cats: my Abyssinian, who is a Muslim, feels there should be Sharia law enforced for those who harm cats or fellow animals; that is, hands should be cut off for hurting a cat; the penalty should be death for those who kill animals. My Burmese, who is a Buddhist, feels that we could lead these evil doers to enlightenment. Mr. Paws, my American mixed, is a Libertarian. Cats should definitely have voting rights.
2007-07-22 01:04:54 · 18 answers · asked by OsamaBenLandlord 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
yup! but cats may vote 4 someone who promises free salmon.
2007-07-22 01:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by Hold_your_color 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, for voting for salmon and Meow_Mix. Actually cats should like sushi. You know, the raw fish with the rice? So maybe they would vote for sushi to be governor of *A cat screeches, lands on Meow_Mix_Master's back, then drags Meow_Mix to a kitty world of sushi with golden light shining on it*.
Whoa...
This place is awesome!
2007-07-25 14:30:38 · answer #2 · answered by Meow_Mix_Master 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think that cats should have voting rights.
I don't like DemoCATS. They think they are entitled to staff.
They also are entitled to free food, beds, massages, and humans to sit and sleep on. They are also entitled to a door opener to allow them in and out of the house.
They would also make being a Vet a crime. They hate Vets.
2007-07-25 16:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by jacbob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love cats but you are a nutter......cats have feelings but no conscience whatsoever so they should never have a right to vote.
As for hurting animals yes people should face consequences for that.
I don't think people should be compared to animals though.
2007-07-22 08:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by jennifer484 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cats are animals for salmon and prey
but if they have voting rights the government the will slay
2007-07-22 08:15:23 · answer #5 · answered by rohan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a lady in the news lately that had registered her dog to vote...he kept getting ballots in the mail until she finally told them it was a dog...
2007-07-22 09:51:29 · answer #6 · answered by lady_bug_jf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how would your cat communicate his interests? are we to trust that you could accurately communicate his interests for him since he's your dependent? isn't this partly why minors cannot vote? they are dependent upon someone else... and if you are deriving these beliefs from your cats...that one is buddhist ec...are we to trust that you are sane? maybe you shouldn't be voting either...
2007-07-22 08:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by practicalwizard 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but YOU have to be the one voting for them! YES, there should be stiffer penalties for animal abuse, I agree!
2007-07-22 08:41:59 · answer #8 · answered by sharon w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoever has the Better LItterboxes and Tuna platform is sure to win by a landslide.
This... is... GENIUS!
2007-07-22 08:13:01 · answer #9 · answered by Nemesis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well yes, a cats vote is worth a human vote, and in the end theyre both worth nothing
2007-07-22 08:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋