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The worlds most ignorant people believe in Adam and Eve or some other creation fable. However, some religionists desperately try to hold onto the last strand of their religion with an theistic evolution theory.

The argument goes "Yea, ok, evolution is real, but God triggered the process to create man". Uh, lets try to imagine God's thinking process over 4 billion years:

God's Diary

4 to 1 billion BC -

Its fun watching earths atmosphere changing constantly. Those arthropods are kicking arss, interesting to see how they evolve and savagely compete with the the pre-cursor to mammals. Only another 100 million years before my beloved human species is created...cant wait!

800,000,000 BC -

Im gonna wipe out these Dinos soon with a big asteroid, they are so ugly and dominant. Once I wipe these puppies out, only millions of years left till man comes and he will invent nuclear weapons...entertaining...just like my savage nature where Lions eats gazelle.

2007-07-21 22:30:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

Write a book, go on Oprah and make a bucket load of cash!
Your argument is flawless.

2007-07-21 22:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes, of course, you're right. Please explain the following:
Niagara falls is eroding away. If you reverse the process and take measurements, it is obvious Niagara falls isn't more than 5000 years old MAX.
There are THOUSANDS of fish fossils on Mount Everest, how did they get there? My Worldview says Great Flood, what is YOUR explanation?
The Moon is drifting away from the earth at a rate of about 2 inches per year. If you reverse this by the age of the earth in the Bible, we don't really have any cause for concern. But MILLIONS of years?? You have some explaining to do.
I could go on and on, but science doesn't back you up. What's your excuse??

BTW, Dinosaurs are in the Bible. Have you ever read it?

The Hebrew word for "Day" in Genesis only means 24 hours.

Mat 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Luk 21:33 Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.

2007-07-22 05:42:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

well in fairness to the imaginary concept of god that those people have, he is eternal and whatnot. a billion years or a couple of seconds make no difference. maybe the goal is not efficiency. mysterious ways, you know.

but you forget that the earth wasn't even formed for most of the history of the universe. god waited some 9 billion years to get around to that.

2007-07-22 06:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by vorenhutz 7 · 0 0

He did not. The only thing 'innefficient' I can clearly see here is your complete lack of respect for the fact that at best, you favor your human 'theory' over a substantial proof otherwise.
You know? I have never heard even close to a valid response from an evolutioist/biogenesis believer, any logic to explain the cognitive brian of man, that far surpasses the necessary brain capacity for survival of the species.
It is common scientific knowledge that humans typically use 10% or less of their brain's capacity during their lives, yet, that proves that 'evolution' would have provided infinitely more than was necessary.
Oh well, I guess, once a stupid concept enters the mainstream, the "homer simpsons" refuse to let go.
G'night Homer!

2007-07-22 05:34:26 · answer #4 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 2 3

It is the manifestation on our physical plane that takes time, God made the world in seven days.

Things work slow out here, what to do.

Now imagine how long would be one day of God would be for us.

2007-07-22 05:38:58 · answer #5 · answered by Abhishek Joshi 5 · 2 0

To THE LORD GOD, time is one to HIM. It is because THE LORD GOD created time and also created eternity for men. Thus, eternity to eternity to HIM is merely a blink of HIS eyes. THE LORD GOD say As the heaven is higher than the Earth so are MY WAYS AND MY THOUGHTS are higher than your ways and your thoughts. So even if we apply man's knowledge of relativity espoused by a famous scientists, trillion of trillion of years or billion or billion of years and 5 hours are merely segmented time. And if our baseline is grounded to infinity, trillions to trillions of years or billions to billions of years and more billions or 1,000 years or 5 years are all zero with infinity.Thus, is the theory of time segmentation which means that all lengths of time are actually nothing and not much to be taken with seriousness as they are all the same quantity in the final analyzes. THANK GOD; FEAR GOD; PRAISE GOD; GLORIFY GOD; HONOR GOD; LOVE GOD AND WORSHIP GOD. Pls visit my website-http://groups.yahoo.com/groups@THEGOODNEWSOFTHEKINGDOM/

2007-07-22 05:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by Prophet John of the Omega 5 · 0 0

Man chose violence, it was not God's plan. You could write children's books, they would be kind of funny, what God said and all. Oh, just don't put God in there as the one who does all the bad things, huh, it was man....

2007-07-22 05:43:56 · answer #7 · answered by shardf 5 · 0 0

Well, it is quite obvious that if He didn't, then we wouldn't have any choice but to believe in Him, because we wouldn't have the alternate explanation of evolution. Thus our free will would be infringed upon.

2007-07-22 05:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by The Instigator 5 · 0 0

he didnt . we are only time bound in the 3rd dimention and we calculate it billions of years acording to our knowledge of time. remember in space a thousand years can be like a day

2007-07-22 05:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

because if he worked faster you would not be the walking perfection that you are... he wanted to make sure you turned out just the way you are - perfect.

2007-07-22 05:45:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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