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Is it because both religion and food can provide temporary consolation.

2007-07-21 21:33:43 · 9 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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My fridge has given me much more comfort than Jesus ever has.
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2007-07-21 21:37:36 · answer #1 · answered by Wise@ss 4 · 3 0

I never thought of it before, but everyone I know who has ever uttered the actual phrase "personal relationship with Jesus" is over 300 pounds.

2007-07-21 21:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by St Elsewhere 1 · 2 0

Yep. And they like televangelism because they don't even have to get off the couch to go to church.

2007-07-21 21:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by Desiree 4 · 3 0

Its because of the bright white light.

2007-07-21 21:37:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

My refrigerator and I are currently not on speaking terms.

God always answers me though, and there's nothing temporary about Him.

2007-07-21 21:37:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

OMG! Snap out of it!
Leave it alone to the scholars!

2007-07-21 21:37:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A resspect to Jesus Christ is better to hear.
jtm

2007-07-21 21:42:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0 2

you just pinned the tail on the donkey

2007-07-21 21:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

No........... but it keeps the booze cold.

2007-07-21 21:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 3 0

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