My fridge has given me much more comfort than Jesus ever has.
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2007-07-21 21:37:36
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answered by Wise@ss 4
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I never thought of it before, but everyone I know who has ever uttered the actual phrase "personal relationship with Jesus" is over 300 pounds.
2007-07-21 21:40:09
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answered by St Elsewhere 1
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Yep. And they like televangelism because they don't even have to get off the couch to go to church.
2007-07-21 21:43:08
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answer #3
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answered by Desiree 4
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Its because of the bright white light.
2007-07-21 21:37:12
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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My refrigerator and I are currently not on speaking terms.
God always answers me though, and there's nothing temporary about Him.
2007-07-21 21:37:17
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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OMG! Snap out of it!
Leave it alone to the scholars!
2007-07-21 21:37:12
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answered by Anonymous
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A resspect to Jesus Christ is better to hear.
jtm
2007-07-21 21:42:25
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answered by Jesus M 7
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you just pinned the tail on the donkey
2007-07-21 21:37:28
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answered by Anonymous
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No........... but it keeps the booze cold.
2007-07-21 21:37:36
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answered by ? 2
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