Oxymorons are two words
Which are opposites
That make up common phrases.
Here's a list of some funny ones:
Act naturally
Happily married
Microsoft Works
Holy war
Found missing
Resident alien
Minor Catastrophe
Affordable housing
Near miss
Great depression
Canadian army
Phone sex
United nations
Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Death benefits
Airline Food
Women's rights
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Sensitive man
Government organization
Everything except
Civil War
Good kid
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Legally drunk
Silent scream
British fashion
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Butt Head
Software documentation
New classic
Sweet sorrow
Childproof
"Now, then"
Synthetic natural gas
Christian Scientists
Passive aggressive
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force
Extinct Life
New and improved
Computer jock
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Rap music
Working vacation
Exact estimate
Religious tolerance
Freezer Burn
Honest Politician
Jumbo Shrimp
Loners Club
Postal Service
2007-07-21 21:19:54 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow! Thanks! I really enjoyed those!
2007-07-21 22:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by Jacqui Waze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Military Intelligence (an oldie but a goodie)
2007-07-21 21:36:15 · answer #2 · answered by Billy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think my favorite one is Loners Club...pretty funny, but I don't get Postal Service.
2007-07-21 21:25:25 · answer #3 · answered by Mama Nuveau 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
i like the happily married one lol coz u say they r opposites which mean married is opposite to happy so its sad awww lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i've had a cold burn before so is that one???
2007-07-21 21:28:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then there is
uncommon common sense..
Regularly irrregular
hehe
funny ones though :)
2007-07-21 22:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Educated Idiot is my favorite one to say, I resent your rap music one!
2007-07-21 21:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
British fashon...
2007-07-21 21:36:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are great....
How about "Common Sense"
Thanks for sharing. :-)
2007-07-21 21:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor little rich gurl
2007-07-27 06:41:28 · answer #9 · answered by ghettofabi6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gosh. long, but the ones i read were funny,
2007-07-26 14:12:24 · answer #10 · answered by asdfjkl; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isn't this supposed to be a riddle or joke
2007-07-21 21:57:24 · answer #11 · answered by My favs 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋