live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then, she yells, "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure.
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
ps
have you seen this its a redesigned mouse for woman http://www.cyprus-forum.com/cyprus12201.html
2007-07-21 20:02:44 · 11 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! I like to laugh at myself getting old, but prefer to laugh at someone ELSE getting old! ha ha. Thanks for the laugh!
BB. :-)
2007-07-21 20:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by bb jo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Laughing.
2007-07-21 20:07:51 · answer #2 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! No, I haven't seen the mouse.
2007-07-21 22:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. Hilarious.. oldies!!!
the womens mouse one was funny too
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
good ones.. thanx for sharing
2007-07-21 20:16:58 · answer #4 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol at the joke
LMAO at the mouse design
Whew needed a laugh! lol ♥
2007-07-21 20:13:15 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha 'mouse for woman' was excellent!
2007-07-21 20:26:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!! 9/10.!!!
2016-04-01 06:42:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i like that joke nice one thumbs up to you
2007-07-21 20:26:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! star!!! i loved the joke and the mouse!
2007-07-21 21:51:40 · answer #9 · answered by ButteredCroissants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... funny joke... but i read this in reader's digest a few months back...
2007-07-21 21:00:40 · answer #10 · answered by benn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋