Can that be considered a sign or god's mysterious response?
2007-07-21 18:46:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That would be the divine wind of god
ROFLMAO
2007-07-21 18:51:18 · answer #1 · answered by Mr.TwoCrows 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, my child, and the fart spake thusly unto the man, and sayeth the fart," go ye not thither into the land of broccoli and pinto beans, lest ye produce noxious gases such as I, in this godless and forsaken desolate wasteland."
And Behold, from the firmament a light did beam down upon the fart, for the heart of the Great Intestine was softened at its piteous plight, and thus spake the Great Intestine to the fart: "Behold, I have seen thine affliction, and will ease thine unholy stench and send it hence from this putrid land,"
and from forth the loins of the Great Intestine came a mountain, yea cried the man unto the mountain and said it was good, for truly, it was a mountain of the holy Beano.
And they all lived unstinkingly ever after.
I just farted.
2007-07-22 01:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say it's a sign that he must be sitting in his own pew.
2007-07-22 02:23:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but if you retract your question, that may be.
I have to get out of here. Strange questions!!!
Rev. TomCat
2007-07-22 01:54:47 · answer #4 · answered by Rev. TomCat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't it past your bed time, Junior?
2007-07-22 01:52:55 · answer #5 · answered by Wise@ss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God had beans for dinner??
2007-07-22 02:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it means that someone has gas.
2007-07-22 01:59:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...... Your question was sure funny.
2007-07-22 04:12:05 · answer #8 · answered by Color 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋