Star if funny :)
A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work. Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one. On the way he saw a sign advertising a lawn mower for sale. He stopped at the house and a young lad came out to greet him.
The preacher asked about the lawn mower and the kid said it was behind the house. The two went to look at the lawn mower. The engine was sputtering along at idle speed. The preacher increased the speed of the engine and mowed a few strips. Satisfied that the mower would do the job they settled on a price of $25.00.
Later in the day, the young lad was riding his bicycle when he spied the preacher pulling on the engine starter rope. The kid stopped and watched for a couple of minutes. He asked, "What's wrong?"
The reply came, "I can't get this mower started. Do you know how?"
The kid said, "Yep."
"Well, how do you do it? Tell me!", the preacher yelled.
2007-07-21 17:06:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The kid replied, "You have to cuss it."
The preacher rose up indignantly. "Now you listen here. I am a preacher and if I ever did cuss, not saying I have, I've forgotten how to do it after all these years."
With a wise look on his face well beyond his years, the kid said, "Preacher, you keep on pulling that rope and it'll all come back to ya."
2007-07-21 17:06:23 · update #1
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked.
"No, Father. Just a little gas," Sister Susan explained.
A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?" he asked again.
"Oh no, Father. Just a little gas," she replied again.
A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carriage around the convent. He leaned over and looked in the carriage and said, "Cute little fart."
2007-07-21 17:07:00 · update #2
The Church Gossip... and small town gossip works this way as well.
Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities,
but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of
being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the
town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told George (and several
others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.
George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned
and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said
nothing.
Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of
Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night.
You gotta love George
2007-07-21 21:14:17 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think this is my first time to see you.
Romans 10
Acts 2:21
2007-07-22 00:59:50 · answer #2 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny-thanks! Liked the second one best! :)
2007-07-22 00:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by beano™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute:-)
2007-07-22 00:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by hmm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋