At the end of a job interview, the head of human resources asks the young engineer fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you looking for?"
The engineer decides to shoot for the moon. "I’m thinking in the range of $125,000 a year or so, depending on the benefits package."
"Hmm," says the interviewer. "Well, what would you say to five weeks’ vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a retirement fund with company matching to 50 percent of salary, and a company car leased every two years–say, a Porsche?"
The engineer gapes and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
"Yeah," replies the interviewer, "but you started it."
2007-07-21 16:44:40 · 9 answers · asked by Peggy!! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL, good one.
2007-07-21 16:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by angelkay 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
that is funny.
I'm telling that to my sister.. a proud MIT graduate. lol
2007-07-21 23:49:08 · answer #2 · answered by free_the_frenchfries 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SOMEWHAT LIKE,WHEN, THE JIVE TIME JOB INTERVIEWEE, WHEN ASKED WHAT POSITION MOST INTERESTED HIM---TO WHICH HE REPLIED---"VICE PRESIDENT". THE INTERVIEWERS CURIOUSITY ,HAVING BEEN PIQUED, FOLLOWED UP WITH: "WHY 'VICE PRESIDENT'???---THE RESPONSE PROVIDED BEING: " THIS WAY, I FIGURE, I CAN ALWAYS WORK MY WAY UP THE LADDDDDDD-ER !!!"---LOL
2007-07-22 00:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by LONG-JOHN 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not so funny but it makes me laugh hahaha u got a star...
2007-07-21 23:48:12 · answer #4 · answered by hunnybuns 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2007-07-21 23:48:51 · answer #5 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was good
2007-07-22 00:19:46 · answer #6 · answered by For Da Be Dan- Liza p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its not really like a joke its more of something you could do.. haha i would do that =]
2007-07-21 23:58:43 · answer #7 · answered by LiLi =] 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fuhhhhnieeeeeee --- lol ...hahha...
hey ..I aint no kidding ! :)
2007-07-22 00:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by girl_wonders 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-07-21 23:54:12 · answer #9 · answered by Amie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋