An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that it wouldn't blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need my hands to hold onto my hat."
"But madam, he said, "you must know that you're derriere is exposed!"
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this hat yesterday!"
2007-07-21 15:36:39 · 10 answers · asked by ¤Elva¤ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's crazy funny, i just don't know why others can't find it funny hehehe maybe they got a high standard, give me ten hahaha
2007-07-21 15:50:56 · answer #1 · answered by hunnybuns 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no star 4 u
2007-07-21 22:40:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't have the ability to star yet, but I would if I could. All of the right ingredients for a good joke! Classy...
2007-07-21 22:50:06 · answer #3 · answered by philisopheyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok but its kinda corny
i wouldnt normally give u a star but im feeling in a good mood so 1 star from Meesy to u!!!
2007-07-21 22:50:38 · answer #4 · answered by EA ~ Victorian asylum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-07-21 22:51:35 · answer #5 · answered by tx1942txx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute here is a star!
2007-07-21 22:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lols.. that was funny.. but i dont want to laugh cause it was kinda mean too....!!! i dont know what to do... have a nice day!!! take care..*LUVS* mishi
2007-07-21 22:47:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loll
2007-07-21 23:13:33 · answer #8 · answered by Meow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
***That's really funny! LOL!!!
2007-07-21 22:42:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
....
Uh...I don't get it.
2007-07-21 22:42:24 · answer #10 · answered by Hello 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋