JOkes and riddles?

Question

i need some jokes and riddles... do you know any??


best joke/riddle= best answer

thnx

Answer 1

A blonde a red head and a brunette were stranded on a desert island. The blonde went walking and cam back with a lamp. The brunette rubbed it and out popped a genie.The genie said tht each girl got a wish. The red headed girl went first. She said, " I miss my family and I wish that I could go home." POOF!!! She was gone. The brunette went second. She said, " I miss my dog and I wish that I could go home and see him." POOF!!! She was gone. The blonde went last. She said, " I miss my friends. I wish that they were back." POOF!!! THEY WERE BACK!!!


I like this joke even if I am blonde! LOL

Answer 2

5 people were walking to McDonald's. All of a sudden 3 of them died and 2 were still alive.

Answer:
The big M on McDonald's fell and hit the five people luckily the people in the holes of M in McDonald's didn't;t get smooched and the rest were in the way..

You get it??? I hope you do:p