Dorky Patrick who was on holiday in the Bahamas, couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls and so decided to ask the lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate its obvious your'e wearing them old baggy swim trunks that make you look like some old crabby geezer!! they're years out of style! Your best bet is to get some of them speedos two sizes too small and drop a fist sized potato down inside em! I'm tellin ya man you will have all the babes ya want!"
The following day Patrick hits the beach in his spanking new speedo's and his fist sized potato. Everybody was disgusted as he walked by,covering there faces,turning away looking sick!
So he went back to the lifeguard and asks him "Whats wrong now?"
"Damn mate" (laughing his @ss off)
"The potato goes in the front!!"
2007-07-21 14:23:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good
2007-07-21 14:27:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-07-25 05:09:03 · answer #2 · answered by Southern Softie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-07-23 21:52:03 · answer #3 · answered by Magic Fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but a goodie! Love it!
2007-07-21 18:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by da bomb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeh ! Cannot say more than that. It didnt work for me either !
2007-07-24 13:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 LOL
2007-07-22 09:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That made me laugh.
2007-07-21 14:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! No wonder they were looking sick,haha!!!
2007-07-23 01:02:47 · answer #8 · answered by dazza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-21 14:55:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee liked it, that got a giggle out of me and a star for you......
2007-07-21 16:08:21 · answer #10 · answered by tinkswings 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke.!!!
Must be a Redneck.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-07-21 14:28:16 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋