mission accomplished xxx funny or not xxx?

Question

On the day of their 50th anniversary the reminiscing
wife finds the negligee she wore on her wedding night
and puts it on. She goes to her husband and says,
"Honey, do you remember this?" He looks up from his
newspaper and says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that
same negligee the night we were married." She says,
"Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to
me that night?" He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still
remember." "Well, what was it?" she asks. He's not
much in the mood for this, but he sighs and responds,
"Well, honey, as I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm
going to suck the life out of those bo*bs and scr*w
your brains out". She giggles and says, "Yes dear,
that's it. That's exactly what you said. So now it's
fifty years later and I'm in the same negligee. What
do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down, and replied, "Mission
accomplished."

Answer 1

Hi Love, Shame on her husband. I bet she still had it and he was like a dead little worm.Lol Lo.. I think i just made myself laugh. LoL Lol
A Friend.
poppy1

Answer 2

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 3

i read something like it once in FHM...funny though

Answer 4

Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant one, job done ha ha.!!!
10/10.!!!
Gravity can't be beaten ha ha.!!!

Answer 5

so very funny. lol