If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can do all these things,
2007-07-21 14:01:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY THE FAMILY DOG........
2007-07-21 14:02:30 · update #1
lol im tempted to say woof woof but it would be such a lie ciggie n caffine NOW xxxx
2007-07-21 14:10:07 · answer #1 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haha nice
2007-07-21 14:09:53 · answer #2 · answered by ♥KeLsEy♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-21 14:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are can do all of these things, you're probably dead already, but nobody told you yet.
2007-07-21 14:09:47 · answer #4 · answered by donasia2001 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably lol
2007-07-21 14:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
True.!!!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny one.!!!
The pressures of modern day living.!!!
2007-07-21 14:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good, i liked that one
2007-07-21 14:10:14 · answer #7 · answered by tra 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
thats true
2007-07-21 14:07:45 · answer #8 · answered by Wes 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
or cat lol....i like that..if only eh!..xxx
2007-07-21 14:19:38 · answer #9 · answered by ;) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so true. lol
2007-07-21 23:49:48 · answer #10 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋