Wife: Dear what is your gift in our 25th anniversary?
Husband: Im gonna bring you to Africa.
Wife: How sweet, oh what about in our 50th anniversary?
Husband: I will pick you up in Africa.
Beauty contest.....
Emcee: What's the big problem facing the country today?
Contestant: Drugs
Emcee: Very good, why do you say that?
Contestant: Because they are expensive.
Don't forget to put a star if it gives you a short happiness hehehe.
2007-07-21 13:35:18 · 9 answers · asked by hunnybuns 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it wasn't happiness..
Short happiness is what we call "pleasure".
and pleasures are short.
2007-07-21 17:54:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one trust a man to say that !!
But it was funny and the second one was really
funny!!!
Thanks for giving me a short happiness!
2007-07-21 23:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-21 20:42:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's nice.
2007-07-21 20:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe they were funny lol :P
2007-07-21 20:40:48 · answer #5 · answered by LittleMissSunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second one...the first one is kinda...dumb.
^_^
2007-07-21 20:39:44 · answer #6 · answered by IGaveEmHell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... that was really funny. where did u dig em up from???
2007-07-21 21:10:23 · answer #7 · answered by Merci Pour Le Venim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-07-25 14:59:27 · answer #8 · answered by K C M J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe........ :D
2007-07-21 21:11:06 · answer #9 · answered by Robin J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋