Lord, take me to heaven 'cause i need a break!
2007-07-21 13:30:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have really bad news for you! --- there is no God (lord) and there is no heaven!
:(
2007-07-21 13:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by slaveof12gods 5 · 1⤊ 6⤋
If I Die Before I Wake
NOW I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
Four corners to my bed,
Four angels there aspread:
Two to foot and two to head,
And four to carry me when I'm dead.
If any danger come to me,
Sweet Jesus Christ, deliver me.
And if I die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my soul to take.
2007-07-21 20:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by Miss McBoing Boing 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amen
2007-07-21 20:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by Mettle Gnosis Seraph 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If I die before I wake, then serve my body like a well done steak, to those of you who like to dine, on my freshly roasted well done behind! Don't forget an apple for my mouth!!!
2007-07-21 20:42:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you die before you wake up, you will be born again and die again ... and this will continue until you wake up.
your line is really nice "i need a break" ... very thoughtful in deed.
-- deito
2007-07-22 02:51:56 · answer #5 · answered by deito 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh i remember it......
Now i lay me down to sleep,
I pray the lord my soul to keep,
If i should die before i wake,
I pray the lord my soul to take.
Amen.
2007-07-21 20:35:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
see you in hell where you will bake!
2007-07-21 20:31:52 · answer #7 · answered by Narky 5 · 3⤊ 6⤋
need to bring some lost sheep with you.
Romans 10
2007-07-21 20:37:41 · answer #8 · answered by robert p 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Glory be to His Holy Name!!
2007-07-21 20:42:29 · answer #9 · answered by Some call me "E" 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It might be a bit depressing to think about it that way...
2007-07-21 20:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by Nijg 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone care for my children, for my memory's sake.
2007-07-21 20:35:03 · answer #11 · answered by StormyC 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋