1. Men are like ... Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are
3. Men are like ....... Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like . .Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2007-07-21 13:15:28 · 12 answers · asked by hunnybuns 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
funny..
still laughing.
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2007-07-21 13:19:33 · answer #1 · answered by pbear i 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones! 10!
2007-07-21 21:08:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and maybe
Man are like...sh!t..they never do what women wants..
but actually Women are like 'nothing on earth'..they never :
# get satisfied
# get enough (of anything)
# like men or whatever they do for them
# thank god for any gifts he granted them(including men)
# will change, (women from 5000 years ago are like women today)
ok, that was a joke, dont take it seriously coz i like ur funny stuff about men..
2007-07-21 20:30:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men are like high heels... Easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
2007-07-21 23:11:49 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Love the list. Awesome!
2007-07-21 20:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by Dawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, you've earned a star. lol
2007-07-21 20:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny even though I'm a guy
2007-07-21 20:20:28 · answer #7 · answered by paintballscool98 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 5,6,10 my faves good one
2007-07-21 23:42:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
soooooooooooooooooo true!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
2007-07-21 20:24:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was so funny!!!
2007-07-21 20:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by Teenager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋