It was little Johnny's first day in a new school, so his father looked up the teacher. He told her that little Johnny was a good kid but that he was an avid gambler. He warned her that little Johnny might win lunch money from the other kids if he was not watched closely
The teacher did not seem disturbed, assured the father that she had handled many such problems and was very capable of taking care of little Johnny's urge to gamble
Shortly after lunch the father called the teacher and asked her how things were going.
Oh, everything is going very well. She said. I think I may have cured little Johnny of his gambling habit
The father asked her what had happened.
The little tyke absolutely insisted on betting me ten dollars that I had a mole on my rear. She said. I finally agreed to the bet and took him to the teacher's lounge to show him that I had no mole"
Damn The father said. "He bet me fifty dollars this morning that he would see the teacher's a*s* before the day was over
2007-07-21 12:50:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Love, Where are you getting these jokes??? They are the best by far. You keep me laughing every time i read one of your jokes. Thank you the world is a much better place with laugher in it. Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-21 19:56:02 · answer #1 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. Hadn't heard before. Totally Little Johnny. 10/10
2007-07-21 19:56:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-21 21:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now i know why i don't answer joke questions......because there usually not funny and take to much time to read through. And this one proves my point
2007-07-21 19:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you rock my world with your hilarious jokes. never a dull moment here. lol
2007-07-22 06:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol keep it up they rock!!! 10/10
2007-07-21 20:14:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Kid !
2007-07-21 20:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was funny, make sure i tell my friends that one
2007-07-22 01:39:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one again lovetoplay.!!!
10/10 for little Johnny.!!!
Clever boy ha ha.!!!
Still laughing here - Thanks.!!!
2007-07-21 20:59:38 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahaahahaha!!! like father like son!!!
2007-07-21 19:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋