One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered:
"An apple."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy.
"Is it a peach?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard." By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically.
The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally.
"A banana," she says.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it it's round, hard, and it got a head on it."
"Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like the way your thinking!"
2007-07-21 12:44:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
when I see the little johnny jokes I know it will be good and good it was. thanks.
2007-07-21 23:38:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.. It doesn't get better than that. Very funny and very cute i loved it. 10/10 Lol
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poppy1
2007-07-21 19:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-21 14:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they are funny
2016-05-19 21:16:04 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, that made me laugh out loud, i like your way of thinking
2007-07-21 12:53:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good so 10/10.!!!
That had me laughing, LOL.!!!
Excellent joke.!!!
2007-07-21 14:01:55 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are vegetables... but the last part was funny
2007-07-21 15:08:41 · answer #7 · answered by Laura 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I like the way you think!!
2007-07-21 12:51:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..thats a good one!
2007-07-21 13:36:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny. Thanks for the laugh
2007-07-21 12:49:55 · answer #10 · answered by ELIZABETH M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋