land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. “Just how do you guys do it?” asks Maureen.
The Martian responds, “Pretty much the way you do.” A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He’s got only a teeny, weenie member-about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. “I don’t think this is going to work,” says Maureen.
“Why?” he asks, “What’s the matter?”
“Well,” she replies, “It’s just not long enough to reach me!” “No problem,” he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it’s quite impressively long.
“Well,” she says, “That’s quite impress
2007-07-21 11:20:00 · 14 answers · asked by Number 2 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
but it is still narrow.”
“No problem,” he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. “Wow!” she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways.
As they walk along, Mike asks “Well, was it any good?”
“I hate to say it,” says Maureen, “but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?”
“It was horrible,” he replies, “all I got was a headache. . .she kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.”
2007-07-21 11:20:55 · update #1
good one!
2007-07-21 11:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by Irish Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but pretty funny.....but I am betting it does not last to long.....they don't seem to like jokes that have to do with sex here.....I got 5 violations in one day because I posted jokes like this.....well I will come back and see if it is still here.....:D
2007-07-21 11:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Ding, guessed the end long before I got there.
2007-07-25 09:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
best joke in a long time X Cindy
2007-07-21 11:32:38 · answer #4 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really very funny. You are a real comic.
2007-07-25 06:48:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one be telling this in work tomorrow
2007-07-24 10:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very satisfying.
2007-07-21 11:24:10 · answer #7 · answered by mick271602 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fab joke sent it to all my friends
2007-07-22 09:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice! if only it worked in real life!
2007-07-21 12:42:42 · answer #9 · answered by curlywurly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2016-05-19 06:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by kristina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one but old
2007-07-21 12:10:19 · answer #11 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋