A Frog Joke?

Question

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


(You're singing it, aren't you? ?Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

Answer 1

i thought the bank manager had slept with someones wife and that was a bribe so when he saw it he would feel intimidated and give the frog the loan.

Answer 2

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 3

I did sing it, and i did grin. Ha ha ha. that was cute.

Answer 4

Yes. I was singing it!

Answer 5

:) it took you a minute to come up with or remember that one didnt it.

Answer 6

LOL PLZ...... I need some points plz can you give me alot