This is not ment to offend any one, but if it does, then you have no since of humor :)
(1) Just one God
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sabbath meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(7) No murderin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now then, ain´t that a little more understandable?
2007-07-21 07:34:10 · 10 answers · asked by NONAME 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yall done good there.
2007-07-21 07:50:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yous guys just can't get nuthin right. You the one you put in fifth place belongs in second place. The one in second place beongs in fifth place. The one you've got in third place actually belongs in eighth place, while the one you've got in eighth place belongs in third place.
Like this:
1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sabbath meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(7) No murderin'
(8) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
There now. It just took a dollop of good ol' yankee intuition to fix it up for you.
Aiiyup...looks 'bout right naow...
2007-07-21 08:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your humorous attempt at irony is intersting yet deceptive. i'm no longer a Republican, yet permit me addres this quote: "Thou shalt call your self professional-life, and placed weapons interior the palms of school infants." in case you have a unfavorable merchandise inclusive of a vehicle, a knife, a bomb, or a gun that may no longer neccessarily a loss of life want. think approximately a vehicle because of the fact it helps you get around. think approximately a knife so which you would be able to diminish your nutrition. think approximately a gun because of the fact perverts choose to interrupt into your dwelling house and rape your spouse. So are there any circumstances that somebody decrease than 18 could want get admission to to a unfavorable merchandise? interior the action picture previous Yeller an common elderly new child used a rifle to euthanize his rabid canines. unhappy sure, yet no longer a countrywide emergency. loads of peope think of it particularly is a good kin bonding adventure to pass searching collectively. i comprehend city slickers don't comprehend why people might voluntarily pass strolling around the woods, yet believe me it particularly is exciting.
2016-10-09 05:03:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not 'redneck' but 'hillbilly.' They are not the same. And not really true to the tawk--it would be, 'Doan take whut aint yer'n.' Unless you are a 'hillbilly,' I suggest you belay use of the epithet if you ever put your satchel down in the southern mountains--real hillbillies might break your face. I got away from the South many decades ago but I retained a measure of it way down deep inside of me, and my blood kin were southern mountain folk, or hillbillies. Be well, be forever well.
2007-07-21 08:54:56 · answer #4 · answered by Yank 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I like the God given version better.
2007-07-21 07:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No matter how you phrase them, the 10 commandments still make sense
2007-07-21 07:51:38 · answer #6 · answered by xg6 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ya did real good!
You forgot one: "Give perdy gol' stars t' good questions."
2007-07-21 07:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds simpler
2007-07-21 07:57:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, lol.
2007-07-21 07:55:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a good one, lol
2007-07-21 10:17:02 · answer #10 · answered by FarmerCec 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋