I have a Paypal account, only serious offers please.
2007-07-21 05:43:30 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No way Smellyfoot! I paid treefitty for it
2007-07-21 05:54:57 · update #1
Madpol1... Thanks for coming over and raining on my parade.
2007-07-21 06:17:02 · update #2
Maybe you did pay $3.50 for it, but it ain't exactly in mint condition, and between the weak dollar and with the market being glutted with Republicans at the moment, you'd have to catch a real fool on his stupidest day to get half that.
2007-07-21 06:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Your soul is worth a World Series win for the Yankees...No, that's what George Steinbrenner's is worth...Your soul is worth an entire satellite radio network of your own to propagate racism and hate, and push secular agendas...No, that's Limbaugh and Stern...Your soul is worth eight years in the White House...No, that's...
2007-07-21 12:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was in high school, a friend (a preacher's kid oddly enough) and I used to draw up contracts for people to sell us their souls in exchange for answers to homework. Most people laughed and went along with it, but some actually got kind of hesitant. I wonder how many souls I'm legally obligated to at the moment.
2007-07-21 12:47:47 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica M 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Aww, man, sould-selling is so played out. I mean, for a buck twenty-five I bought Brad Pitt's soul on Ebay from this woman who also gave me a nice fancy framed certificate of ownership. She's cornered the market, my friend, in fact I bet she's already sold yours.
2007-07-21 21:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
$3.25. But I'll give you $2.75 for it. Take it or leave it - I don't have all day to haggle over quarters.
EDIT - Yeah, like 2 weeks ago! The market for souls is WAY down right now, AND you know a soul in a body like your depreciates way fast. But I'll go as high as $2.76 (only because you have no other takers, and your denial makes me want it MORE!)
2007-07-21 12:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Your soul is a moissanite is an artificial diamond, Stooge. It's Mickey Mouse, man. Spurious. Not genuine. And it's worth... *******.
you spelled Blair-witch wrong retard
2007-07-21 13:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your soul is worth Jesus dying for- which is far better than a lot of money- Think about it, God loves you so much He sent His Son to die for all of our sins so that we can have eternal life- if you offered me all the money in the world for my soul, I would not accept it because Jesus already paid the price
2007-07-21 12:56:36 · answer #7 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I have a case of Moosehead beer and a 1993 Barry Bonds card
2007-07-21 12:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'll give you $19 for it. I will expect a certified notarized letter of you giving up your rights to said soul.
2007-07-21 12:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by The Eagle Keeper 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You just have to find the right buyer. Satan will pay top dollar, a lifetime of debauchery, and fame and fortune (if he's in a good mood).
2007-07-21 19:47:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋