...after a while I flagged a passing motorist down. I asked him if he could help me out. He told me that he knew nothing about cars at all - he was a chiropodist. So I asked him if he could give me a toe!
2007-07-21 05:30:56 · 19 answers · asked by deebee731 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a toe on bike
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.............................
what a funny joke
lol u rock
that was such a cool joke
i liked it very much
wish i could give you five stars
15/10 total rocking joke
do write some more for making me laugh more
2007-07-21 05:37:57 · answer #1 · answered by kathie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd go a quarter mile back and find you again, and then ride you as a pony to my destination. I'd use your fingernails to fight off the inbred people who eat pancakes without syrup
2016-05-19 03:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile!!xx
2007-07-21 05:41:45 · answer #3 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have asked him to to call a toe truck.
2007-07-21 05:52:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. lets play the game of words
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the smile
2007-07-21 05:42:37 · answer #5 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heeeeheeee.
I thought something was "afoot" when you started this story but I couldn't "nail" it down.
Nice one.
Star awarded.
2007-07-21 06:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he had been a gynecologist he could have helped you look
up and old friend.
2007-07-21 05:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was toe toe
still had a giggle though
2007-07-21 06:10:50 · answer #8 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You heel! You have no sole! You went ahead and made an arch enemy!
2007-07-21 05:35:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one.!!!
Playing with words is great.!!! Can tell somebody to go to hell and they actually look forward to it ha ha.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-07-21 14:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋