the landlord says we don't allow pets in here. he's not a pet,he's an entertainer, top musician. he can play any instrumemt. a little old man puts his hands in his jacket pocket, try this, it was a harmonica. within 10 seconds it was playing the national anthem brilliantly.the landlord goes in the back comes out with a trombone, the octopus looks and fiddles and within a minute he's playing the national anthem briliantly.then this scotsman throws a set of bagpipes and remarks i bet he can't play them. the octopus looks and fiddles juggles them around but not a sound. the scotsman says i told you so, to which the man says give him ten minutes he'll play them alright when he realizes he can't f*ck them.
star if you like.
2007-07-21 02:20:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Smarty. Can't understand how people can't understand. Keep them coming...........
2007-07-21 03:08:52 · answer #1 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star
2007-07-21 02:49:04 · answer #2 · answered by mulan78 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The octopus thinks the bagpipes are in fact a female octopus.This is a very old joke.
2007-07-21 02:25:56 · answer #3 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is it U/A or U idea ?. This is serious stuff ,dear . Go and play outside , when Moma dear takes a nap. Leave the computer alone
2016-05-19 02:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by kym 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Half a star!
2007-07-21 02:24:04 · answer #5 · answered by Kelly B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Needs better presentation. I kinda got lost and had to read it again.
2007-07-21 02:41:34 · answer #6 · answered by Noodle 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha, it gave me a good laugh.
2007-07-21 02:24:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Still funny after all these years.
2007-07-21 03:40:36 · answer #8 · answered by purplehairsarah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahhhh okay im laughing
2007-07-21 02:34:05 · answer #9 · answered by R E I G N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank God it wasn't his sporran?
2007-07-21 03:42:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋