The man was in a hurry to board the airplane and didn't have time to do the paperwork to get his little doggie on board. So the man stashed the puppy down the front of his pants and sneaked him on the plane. About 30 minutes into the flight, a stewardess noticed that the man was squirming in his seat. "Are you OK, mister?" the stewardess asked.
"Yes, I'm fine," said the man. Time went by and again the stewardess noticed strange movements. "Are you sure you're all right, sir?"
"Yes," the man insisted, "but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to do the paperwork to bring my puppy on board, so I hid him down the front of my pants."
"I see," the stewardess said. "Well, as long as he's housebroken, I guess it will be OK."
"Oh, he's housebroken," the man replied. "The problem is, he's not weaned yet!"
2007-07-21 02:13:06 · 19 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol nuts
2007-07-21 02:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 1/2 carp
2007-07-21 10:06:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahha
good 1
2007-07-21 09:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-07-21 09:17:35 · answer #4 · answered by Kelly B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool sweetheart xx
2007-07-21 09:22:55 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still not lost your touch!
2007-07-21 11:15:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckling like mad! Very good.
2007-07-21 10:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by purplehairsarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-07-21 10:09:39 · answer #8 · answered by Shirley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, well blow me if that's not a good one!!!
2007-07-21 09:22:52 · answer #9 · answered by smila 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny and painful
2007-07-21 11:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by simone219 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋