The person you most recently dated and had feelings for (but split up with)calls you at 5:30 in the morning to tell you he/she just f___ed someone else (like 15 minutes prior), but didn't like it cause he/she was thinking about you. They then proceed to want to hear "I love you" from you to make their night feel better. What would your response be?
2007-07-21 01:15:08 · 17 answers · asked by mriley1996 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Thanks for calling. I really needed a reminder why we are no longer together! Don't ever let them know that they got to you, even if they really need!!! Seem really cold, like you are over him!!!!!
2007-07-27 05:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by CuitePie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has some nerves!!!
Since I am known for my smart mouth. Here ya go!!!
The next time your badly behaved ex calls at some ridiculous time of the morning or any other time with DRAMA ABOUT HIS NEW SEX LIFE!!!! Remember you were sleep and being out of breath and waking up from a good nights sleep kinda sounds the same way!!! Tell him to hold on......put the phone on the night stand or on speaker phone and start making all sorts of sex noises. Just get all loud and ignorant with the "doing it" noises. Make sure you scream a few "slap it big daddy" and "OMG"!! in there.
He will probably just hang up completely devastated, or if he is still there....then breathlessly say "wow that was great, now what were you talking about?" And if he is still on the phone make sure you sound completely unconcerned about coming back to the phone to answer his dumb question.
Even if you were alone and lonely.......he wont know you are there by yourself.....this will halt anymore calls at any time for any reason from him.
2007-07-21 01:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by T J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh out loud and tell him he really needs to get a life because you are so over him. You MUST hang up on him but not before telling him not to call you anymore and waste your time and to stop embarrassing himself. Make sure your laughing as the phone is on it's way to hanging up so he can hear it. The only thing better would be if you could hand the phone to the new guy next to you. Good Luck! :)
2007-07-21 01:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by Valkyrie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Zero response, hang up with no words said on your part its that simple. This person just wants a response from you, well give it to them by saying nothing and ignoring them.
2007-07-21 01:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by Jerry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them if at first if they don't suceed try try again.Your all tied up and don't make house calls to the greedy .You give your best to the needy. Or u can always say drop dead or don't call back.It,s ur choice I personally don't care.Good going don't be a doormat.
2007-07-21 01:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by oatesmokid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Of course I love you...I love everyone. Liking you, however, is an entirely different story. Lose my number."
Then post him on DontDateHimGirl.com.
Rat bastard.
You'll move on and it's small consolation right now, but know that he'll never get over you...
Living well is the best revenge.
2007-07-21 01:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by Apollonia23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then say "i love you too" no not to you, to the guy/girl who was interrupted having sex with you when the damn phone rang
or "so you finished 15 minutes ago then you must have started 18 minutes ago"
tell him to start thinking about baseball during sex, he might last longer
2007-07-21 01:23:45 · answer #7 · answered by tencar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Response--"Oh how nice of you to let me know! Funny though I wasn't thinking of you at all when I was getting mine!"
What a wanker--good riddance to bad rubbish!
2007-07-21 01:24:16 · answer #8 · answered by Rebecca W 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd call them a not so nice name starting with the letter "A", tell them never to call me again, and hang up.
2007-07-21 01:20:46 · answer #9 · answered by Jennifer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have asked them to call back in 30 minutes as ur about to f*** someone silly and it will be great cos it isnt them
2007-07-21 01:18:46 · answer #10 · answered by jamincoe 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋