Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?
The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a Little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.
The redhead is elevated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner dates.
The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes the door and creeps out of her house.
The next day, the brunette and the redhead talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!"
2007-07-21 01:03:47 · 14 answers · asked by DILAILA!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love a good blonde joke. I know several blondes who are extremely intelligent but the jokes get me every time!!
2007-07-21 01:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by Noodle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First time I heard it. The punch line did catch me by surprise. Here's one in return:
Hear about the two Blondes that walked into a drug store?
You'd have thought that one of them would have seen it.
2007-07-21 08:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. We have similar jokes about people from Rasht area in northern Iran.
With big applopgies for my dear Rashti fellow citizens.
2007-07-21 08:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi,
kind of funny, but more on the stupid side, but isn't that what blonde jokes are all about. trying to show how dumb a blonde can be.
2007-07-21 08:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by Sonya K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, this is my second dumb blonde joke today. Oh, wait I'm supposed to pretend that it isn't funny. That's mean!!! *holding in laughter*
2007-07-21 08:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke is very key except for the fact that it is long.
2007-07-21 08:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by tears 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funtastic! Brilliant: good joke!
2007-07-21 08:20:57 · answer #7 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! And I haven't heard it before.
2007-07-21 08:07:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Cute. I've heard it before but still cute.
2007-07-21 08:07:59 · answer #9 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2007-07-21 08:06:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋